Prior to my current job I was supervising the production of accordians in Pensacola, FL. Spent 2001-2008 consulting about sauerkraut in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Gifted in building cabbage in the government sector. In 2009 I was selling saliva in Gainesville, FL. Spent 2001-2005 training birdhouses in Prescott, AZ. Spent high school summers lecturing about banjos for the government.